A good friend of mine has being moaning at me that I do not update this blog enough. I could argue with her but I know there is no point really because I mean we all know women are never wrong ……………. are they? I am sure that comment is going to get me a slap from said lady so I guess this is a win win situation; she gets her blog post and I get a free spanking!

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A few people know about my past, these are people I class as true friends who I have no secrets from. A lot of people ask me about why I am like this and what is wrong with my legs etc so I have decided to tell you all a little bit more about me.

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As you may have noticed I do not update this place very often these days but that is basically because nothing really changes. The diet is back on track and I am plodding along nicely. After talking to a close friend who is also on the Cambridge Diet I have had to adjust my targets slightly. I was aiming for two stone a month but apparently this is a little unrealistic and left me feeling a bit down because I was not meeting my own targets. From now on I am aiming for a stone a month, slow and steady, if anything else comes off on top of that it’s a bonus.

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Had my six week weigh in today and was dreading it because I honestly did not think I had lost any the past two weeks. So I went there expecting the worst but came home smiling as I have actually lost another 7lb. That means I have lost just over two stone in six week which is a bit less then I was aiming for but its all steps in the right direction.

Hmmm not sure what has being up with me the past week or so, coming off the diet for a short time has really knocked me back. Mentally I am all over the place with really bad mood swings and long bouts of feeling really down with no real reason. Dreading my weigh in on Wednesday because I don’t feel as if I have lost any more.

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You may have noticed I have not updated this for a few days but that is basically because absolutely nothing as happened. Life is very boring and I have had to come off the diet for a few days to give some antibiotics a chance to kick in. Hopefully this will only be a few days and will not affect my next weigh in too much or I will be extremely Pee’d off.

What a night last night was and it was all thanks to Bill Gates. At 8pm my PC decided to do the latest Vista update which took four hours to download and install. At midnight my pc rebooted but was running slower then a greyhound with a fear of rabbits. Everything was lagged to death and I could not even connect to my network. Went through all my usual nerdy checks but nothing would solve the problems so had to try an earlier restore point but even that failed me.

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You have to love the council. About three months ago they fitted me with all double glazing which was great but then they decided to replace all the fascias and guttering with new UPVC ones. They came and put the scaffolding up then left it there two months before actually doing any work. Eventually they came and did all the work they needed to do but that was all finished nearly a month ago.

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Well I am back, did you miss me? Had two days from hell so not really being in the mood. Woke up on Thursday morning with a leg looking like a balloon and a face to match thanks to an abscess under a tooth. Had to take pain killers and antibiotics but because I am on no real food all they did was make me throw up. Had two days feeling sorry for myself and being ratty so apologies to anyone I may have been off with. Feeling better today so everything is back on track.

Why is it when you really don’t want to be thinking about food it is everywhere you go? Everything on the adverts makes my mouth water, even stuff I have never liked. On top of that I watch too many food shows, The F word, Masterchef etc etc. I turned to the net to avoid temptation and what’s on my home page . . . . bloody Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall teaching everyone how to cook the most gorgeous looking pork and crackling. Please please please someone invent a shake that tastes as good as that looks, it would make this dieting lark so much easier!