A good friend of mine has being moaning at me that I do not update this blog enough. I could argue with her but I know there is no point really because I mean we all know women are never wrong ……………. are they? I am sure that comment is going to get me a slap from said lady so I guess this is a win win situation; she gets her blog post and I get a free spanking!

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A few people know about my past, these are people I class as true friends who I have no secrets from. A lot of people ask me about why I am like this and what is wrong with my legs etc so I have decided to tell you all a little bit more about me.

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As you may have noticed I do not update this place very often these days but that is basically because nothing really changes. The diet is back on track and I am plodding along nicely. After talking to a close friend who is also on the Cambridge Diet I have had to adjust my targets slightly. I was aiming for two stone a month but apparently this is a little unrealistic and left me feeling a bit down because I was not meeting my own targets. From now on I am aiming for a stone a month, slow and steady, if anything else comes off on top of that it’s a bonus.

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You may have noticed I have not updated this for a few days but that is basically because absolutely nothing as happened. Life is very boring and I have had to come off the diet for a few days to give some antibiotics a chance to kick in. Hopefully this will only be a few days and will not affect my next weigh in too much or I will be extremely Pee’d off.

Well I am back, did you miss me? Had two days from hell so not really being in the mood. Woke up on Thursday morning with a leg looking like a balloon and a face to match thanks to an abscess under a tooth. Had to take pain killers and antibiotics but because I am on no real food all they did was make me throw up. Had two days feeling sorry for myself and being ratty so apologies to anyone I may have been off with. Feeling better today so everything is back on track.

Why is it when you really don’t want to be thinking about food it is everywhere you go? Everything on the adverts makes my mouth water, even stuff I have never liked. On top of that I watch too many food shows, The F word, Masterchef etc etc. I turned to the net to avoid temptation and what’s on my home page . . . . bloody Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall teaching everyone how to cook the most gorgeous looking pork and crackling. Please please please someone invent a shake that tastes as good as that looks, it would make this dieting lark so much easier!

Back on track today, decided I need to give the bars neck, they are lovely but they make me feel hungry compared to the shakes. Finally got round to unboxing my smoothie maker so filled the freezer with ice and will try a few recipes over the coming days.

Not a lot to report today. The bars and the mousse are going down well, had banana mousse and tried the toffee bar, it tasted just like fudge. Got a party to go to this Saturday and that is going to be the big test, can I resist all the food and drink all night and stick to my water ………….. somehow I doubt it!

At last I can have some solid food. I have been today and collected supplies for the next two weeks including bars and mix mousse. Today I have tried a caramel bar which tasted like heaven after so long without any sweets. The mix mousse is great stuff, you add a scoop to a shake, blend it for one minute, pop it in the fridge and you get the most gorgeous angel delight type pudding. Can’t wait to try the rest now!

Weigh in tomorrow, nuff said!