Cat-astrophe

Writing by mcdogs on Friday, 4 of July , 2008 at 11:49 pm

OK there is this cat and it is freaking me out. For about a year now this cat has been stalking me. This feline fiend sits at the end of my garden for hours on end and just stares through my living room window looking at me. It does not lie down or laze in the sun, it just sits upright, ears up, undressing me with its eyes (ok maybe not but you get the idea). Every time I look through the window it is there, day or night, it just appears, I can sense it. If I hammer the window or shout at it the bloody think just looks at me and smiles.

I am telling you this because I am sure this cat is one day going to kill me. I am going to wake up with Dennis’s head (my robotic son) on my pillow and the cat standing over me with claws out ready to pounce. So if you hear reports of my death please ask them to check my throat for fur balls and my window sill for muddy paw prints!

Category: Random

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